"So what college do you attend?"
"Um…heh. I graduated already."
"Oh."
[pause]

McKern protests that at my age, I should be getting paid for work.

I'm too much of a fuck-up, however, to land a real job. At this point, I'll take what I can get, and what I got was an internship blogging for a video game company.

Yes, I'm almost 24 and I spent the week crafting lines about Bomberman for "experience." I'd be lying though if I said I didn't genuinely enjoy the work.

My first two articles:
+ Get to know your seven deadly sins
+ Bomberman PSP vs. Bomberman Act: Zero

To my dismay, they've been tampered with, but I'm not gonna fight the changes. Circumventing editors is the whole reason my career is where it is right now.

I'm throwing a party for my 24th birthday. Everyone's invited.

Directions:

I can't get over the fact that I'm older than these chumps.

+ Jon Stewart's Hilarious Look at the Use of the Question Mark