ABC greenlighted a comedy pilot inspired by the series of Geico ads featuring cavemen characters. The half-hour will focus on three proto-homosapiens who battle prejudice in contemporary Atlanta.

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Burger King says it has lined up a studio and distributor for a feature film aimed at creating a back story for its creepy, mute "king" mascot.

What's next? A buddy comedy starring Mac and PC? A horror flick from Verizon?

[phone rings]

"Hello?"
"Can you hear me now?"
[Verizon technician appears behind young blonde and slashes her throat]

Are Geico's cavemen ready for prime time? [MSN Money]

Note to Pac-10 management:

When the lower level of the Staples Center is visibly half-empty, no one should be sitting in the 200- and 300-level seats! You gotta concentrate the half-full part of the arena!

Star Wars toys superimposed onto shots of urban Paris [enter > Series]