Your tears are so yummy and sweet.

Daniel Hackett to tattoo artist: I want my right arm to look like a half-finished bowl of Chinese-Character-Bits cereal.

Daniel Hackett to tattoo artist: Make me a dalmation with Chinese characters instead of spots!

Daniel Hackett to tattoo artist: Oh these? I, uh, passed out a party and…

Colour me surprised to discover that Deadspin blogged about and then linked (3. Some Duke Hate!) an image I made last year. Eeeeeeeeee!