Toronto is Ontario's capital…of buildings with cyan-tinted windows.

Tushar said he lived close to the city. We must define "close" differently, because 75 miles (120 km), to me, is not close.

Tushar also claimed that I couldn't use $100 CAD bills in Ontario (wrong!) and that none of the smog in Toronto is created locally (wrong again!).

If I attend the Toronto International Film Festival next year, I'm booking a hotel room in the heart of downtown and bringing a stack of $100 CAD bills and a year's worth of smog from Detroit.

One night, on the drive back to his house, Tushar veered into a rant on how America should have slaughtered Iraqis until they were all dead as a statement to the rest of the world.

Debriefing continues all week.