Before falling asleep last night, I farted in bed.
The fart sounded familiar, but I couldn't quite put my sphincter on why.
Then it hit me: I just farted one of the notes of the Daft Punk sample Kanye West uses in "Stronger."
I kinda want to fart the whole sample now.
My favourite Spoon song is "Paper Tiger."
I just realized that Britt sings "We could go kick down some doors together."
All this time, I thought he was singing "We could go kick ass indoors together."
I assumed he was being poetic.