Erick Erickson, editor of the popular conservative megablog RedState, conceded that progressives currently enjoy an advantage over conservatives online — though he attributed it to an asymmetry in free time, since conservatives "have families because we don't abort our kids, and we have jobs because we believe in capitalism." [source]

He's right. I've lost count of how many fetuses I've had aborted in order to keep this site running. Fuckin' free market…

After 20 minutes of play:

On the bright side, they live in Kentucky.

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