Mr. Kennedy wasn't on Raw Monday because he is in Puerto Rico filming a movie called "Behind Enemy Lines III" [source]

Wait, there was a Behind Enemy Lines II?

A Behind Enemy Lines trilogy may be the most unnecessary trilogy in film history.

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