» cry myself to sleep

» cut a heel promo on wwe raw

» dj a baile funk in brasil

» fire a rocket launcher while skydiving

» get high in and tour all five remaining communist countries (china, cuba, laos, north korea, vietnam)

» kick a small dog

» light a match with my stubble

» ninja turtle cosplay in chernobyl

» swim a proper 100m butterfly

» zorb ball + machu picchu