Comedy Strip Idea: Something involving Kevin Garnett's bench histrionics – Kevin Garnett watches his daughter compete in the National Spelling Bee.
The opposite of Garnett:
Am I doing it right?
Next time, I want to see Turkoglu grab his crotch.
I wonder if the Red Sox can outdraw the entire NL East this season.
The Mets can't fill expensive seats, the Nats and Marlins can't fill any seats, and the Braves are already offering seats for $1.
Fuck it, Deadspin re-blogs galore!