"Hey."
"Jon! Come eat, come eat! Here."
"Oh. A spare rib. Thank you."
"Grab some lamb and sashimi too."
"You bought uni?"

"I don't think this chunk of lamb is edible. I've been chewing it for over three minutes and–" "You don't chew food. You once swallowed a triangular tortilla chip whole. I know, I know…"

"Speaking of chips, what is this?"
"We forgot to buy dip."
"So you substituted grapes for it? Chips and grapes?"

"None of you like stuffing?"
"It looks unappetizing."
"You look unappetizing!"
"Jon, I'm your sister. I'm supposed to."

"How can anyone prefer white meat over dark meat? It's like eating a sock. Team Jacob all the way."
"Dark meat is unhealthy."
"So is bacon, and our country fetishizes bacon."

"Oof. Did you brine this turkey in Rohypnol?"

"Not a good day to lay off caffeine."

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