Jon: He puts the MSG in MSG.

Rory: Heh.

Jon: Madisodium Glue-teammate?

Rory: "Lin sent a DVD of highlights to his dream school, UCLA, who offered him the opportunity to walk-on." What could have been in '07-'08: Kevin Love, Russell Westbrook, Darren Collison, Jeremy Lin.

Jon: Kevin Durant "always wanted to go to UCLA" too, but Howland didn't pursue him. What could have been in '06-'07: Durant, Westbrook, Collison, Afflalo, Lin.

[pause]

Jon: General Lin's Knicken.

From Fred Davis, the Republican media strategist behind Christine O'Donnell's "I'm not a witch" ad and Carly Fiorina's "demon sheep" ad:

Pete Hoekstra's xenoph-abulous Super Bowl ad

Lorne Michaels should hire Davis to produce SNL digital shorts.