29. Conan and Dave Franco Join Tinder (Conan, 07-14-14)

Honourable Mention

• The Master feeds on Bishop, smashes his head, moonwalks away (The Strain, S01E01)
• Jack's Rampage (24, S09E12)
• Forty Maids (Nathan For You, S02E03)
• Granny, Tyler, More (Loiter Squad, S03E10)

Stray Observations

• "I'd be quitting for Zach so he isn't driving around Queens in a green goddamn Prius." (The Strain, S01E01)
• Captain and Tennille on The Leftovers, Neil Diamond on The Strain (The Leftovers, S01E03, The Strain, S01E01)
• Music: Molotov – "Gimme the Power" (The Strain, S01E01)
• "Love, you see, is the one force that cannot be explained, cannot be broken down into a chemical process. It is the beacon that guides us back home when no one is there, and the light that illuminates our loss. Its absence robs us of all pleasure, of our capacity for joy. It makes our nights darker, and our days gloomier. But when we find love, no matter how wrong, how sad, or how terrible, we cling to it. It gives us our strength. It holds us upright. It feeds on us, and we feed on it. Love is our grace. Love is our downfall." (The Strain, S01E01)
• Artemis! (Masters of Sex, S02E01)
• Ygritte! (Utopia, S02E01)
• "Should the time come, I'm to be your daughter's torturer." (Utopia, S02E01)
• 24 Season Grade: B
• Palpatine! (Utopia, S02E02)

(Matador, S01E01)

• "Mention this gravestone for a 15% discount." (Nathan For You, S02E03)
• "Asian, black, Hispanic, old." (Nathan For You, S02E03)
• "I like Call of Duty and pussy." (The Bridge, S02E02)

(Loiter Squad, S03E10)

• Loiter Squad Season Grade: C+
• "What's your dog called?"
  "Piano."
  "Right. Is it, um, really called 'Piano'?"
  "What do you think?"
  [pause] (Friday Night Dinner, S03E05)

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