45. Freemium Gaming 101 (South Park, S18E06)

Honourable Mention

• Gentrify Rap (Friends of the People, S01E02)
• I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2014 (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 11-04-14)
• Bleachers – "Rollercoaster" (Conan, 11-06-14)

Stray Observations

• "The girls' bathroom is nice. Each stall has a tiny metal mailbox. I'm glad I was carrying around that postcard for Ken." (Bob's Burgers, S05E02)
• "We don't know if that's water or urine you're lying in."
  "I think it's just water. Yeah, water. No, pee." (Bob's Burgers, S05E02)
• "She got catfished by a box." (Bob's Burgers, S05E02)
• "Where's Tina? Crying into her butt?"
  "No, my butt is dry, and strong." (Bob's Burgers, S05E02)
• "Gene, it's okay to watch Kitchen Nightmares alone." (Bob's Burgers, S05E02)
• "Home Depot, I don't wanna fuck an Asian daughter!" (Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, 11-02-14)
• Katia Winter's hips – O_O (Sleepy Hollow, S02E07)
• "I must Internet immediately." (Sleepy Hollow, S02E07)
• "I've always really wanted to make a chicken liver pâté." (MasterChef Junior, S02E01)
• "I'll take him to a water park, I will. I'll put him on one of those water slides between two obese people and he'll get smushed to death. He'll die between the obese people before he drowns in the water." (New Girl, S04E06)
• The new opening credits stink (New Girl, S04E06)
• "Would you like a green grape shoved in your— given to your mouth…handed to your mouth?" (New Girl, S04E06)
• "I've never seen someone sweat so much in my life. It looks like your body is crying." (New Girl, S04E06)
• "I once walked by my mother sleeping and I snuck in the room and I put a lemon in her mouth." (New Girl, S04E06)
• "I understand what you're saying about killing all the black people. When we do, maybe we could just…not kill Will Smith?" (Friends of the People, S01E02)
• "I guess the KKK will only hate John Cusack?" (Friends of the People, S01E02)
• "Soon Canada will be as advanced and developed as Michigan." (South Park, S18E06)
• "It's the Canadian devil."
  "Beelzaboot." (South Park, S18E06)
• "When you get involved with freemium gaming, you are making a deal with the Canadian devil." (South Park, S18E06)
• "Canada is back to being an ethical, respected, shitty tundra." (South Park, S18E06)
• "Mayonnaise has healing properties." (The League, S06E10)
• Tiny woman's tiny violin (American Horror Story, S04E05)
• "This body is America – strong, violent, and full of limitless potential. (American Horror Story, S04E05)
• "I will be the U.S. Steel of murder." (American Horror Story, S04E05)
• "Don't fuck with the Peaky Blinders." (Peaky Blinders, S02E06)
• Peaky Blinders Season Grade: C-
• "Katt Williams… More like Fatt Williams."
  "Next joke! Katt Williams is very thin!" (The Eric Andre Show, S03E01)
• "Was that your wife? ..Your girlfriend? …Mistress? ….Sister?"
  "She's just some bitch I fucked after I went to see Raisin in the Sun starring Denzel Washington." (The Eric Andre Show, S03E01)
• "I did Zaxxon." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E14)

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