49. Michael Jackson's "Black Or White" video morphing HANNITIZED (The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05)

Honourable Mention

• Vulva violation (Getting On, S02E04)
• Hammer Time (Friends of the People, S01E06)
• Lorde rubs her clit (South Park, S18E09)
• Scat Duel (Key and Peele, S04E10)

Stray Observations

• "Terry loves kreplach." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E09)
• "I had an airtight break-up plan in place. I made a reservation next Thursday at a well-lit Korean restaurant in Midtown. It's the least romantic place I could think of." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E09)
• "Now I know how Salieri felt." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S02E09)
• [fires gun] "Shut up…" (The Walking Dead, S05E08)
• "Cupcake-flavoured ice cream served on a waffle. Pizza tacos. Robot cake. Hot fudge car wash." (Bob's Burgers, S05E05)
• "There's no such thing as an innocent fart anymore." (Getting On, S02E04)

(Getting On, S02E04)

• "I'm studying anogenital distances, gender flips, vaginal atrophy, I have been invited to participate in the Cochran study on anal augmentation for female fecal incontinence…" (Getting On, S02E04)
• "We can no longer sweep female fecal incontinence under the rug." (Getting On, S02E04)
• "It was the harmless transmission of an errant vulva." (Getting On, S02E04)
• "I'm a damn feminist who loves purses. Where else am I supposed to keep my feminist writings? In a purse. That's where."
  "Lena Dunham… [pause] I don't know… I–" (New Girl, S04E10)
• "What's your favourite thing about America?"
  "Kentucky women."
  "Favourite part of The Rock?"
  "'Welcome to the Rock.'" (New Girl, S04E10)
• "Now she works whenever she wants. It's a scam called 'consulting.'" (New Girl, S04E10)
• Drink every time Chibs or Tig receives a phone call and informs Jax what his next scene is (Sons of Anarchy, S07E12)
• "Go home, Wayne."
  "I can't do that. This is all I got left." (Sons of Anarchy, S07E12)
• "Leave."
  [grabs leaves] (Modern Family, S06E09)
• "There is not an Esther Choi on Earth who needs math tutoring." (Modern Family, S06E09)
• "You race card, sir."
  "Ah, my African-American Express." (Black-ish, S01E09)
• "Freemium gaming destroys lives. I lost my father to Candy Crush." (South Park, S18E09)
• "All I do is rip off Missy." (South Park, S18E09)
• "Death would be preferable to Tampa." (American Horror Story, S04E08)
• It's matricide week on FX (American Horror Story, S04E08)
• "I'm not going back to Instagram." (Babylon, S01E04)
• 2Pac's "California Love" HANNITIZED (The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05)
• "I'm using Asian condiments to loosen these cuffs." (The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05)
• "What do you think Drag-On is up to now?" (The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05)

(The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05)

• "Some garbage is OK." (The Eric Andre Hannibal Buress Show, S03E05)
• "His first name is a crime. Please welcome Rob Corddry." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E18)
• "813.54."
  "You still remember my Dewey Decimal number."
  "Zero."
  "You still remember the amount of times I've had sex." (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S03E18)
• "I have a thyroid issue, like my father before me." (Saturday Night Live, S40E08)

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