2. Quantum Leap (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E01)
Honourable Mention
- The Miz Implodes (WWE Talking Smack, 01-03-17)
- Licki Brush Pitch (Shark Tank, S08E12)
Stray Observations
- "God is a ludicrous fiction, dreamt up by inadequates who abdicate all responsibility to an invisible magic friend." (Sherlock, S04E01)
- "I delete any text that begins 'hi.'" (Sherlock, S04E01)
- Watson's crying (Sherlock, S04E01)
- "I can handle my 'Quil." (The Mick, S01E01)
- "Humor trumps violence." (The Mick, S01E01)
- "Well, clearly, you didn't do it right. Did you remember to laugh at his tiny penis? That part's pretty important." (The Mick, S01E01)
(WWE Raw, 01-02-17)
- How many times can Marshawn Lynch pronounce a Spanish double L? (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12)
- "Oh, it was better than fine. It was Laos." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12)
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"What are you miming there, sir?"
"A child tying his tie. I'm trying to do a simple half-Windsor so she knows I'm a baby." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12) - "Sussudio demands vinyl." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12)
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"Remember how furious you got that time your sister ended an e-mail with 'thx' instead of 'thanks'?"
"Why would you bring that up?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12) -
"Ugh. Terry hates hospitals. They reek of death."
[elderly woman clears throat]
"Oh, not you, ma'am. You reek of life." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12) - "Oh. It's just my former lover. Hello, sister." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E11/12)
- "Only men have secret families." (New Girl, S06E11)
- "If I don't have my taste, then what's real? Are cargo shorts gorgeous? Was I wrong about rubber awareness bracelets? Should I grow a goatee?" (New Girl, S06E11)
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"I like the colonel very much. When I was a little girl, he came to my village in Guatemala and built the hospital, and then he brought me and my mother back to the States."
"And you've been trapped here ever since? Ugh. You're like a veal." (The Mick, S01E02) - "Very cool that we both have rash stories." (The Mick, S01E02)
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"Pam said that kids looking at online porn is an epidemic."
"Like Cross Colours?" (Black-ish, S03E11) - "Someone's tweeting as my butt, Dre." (Black-ish, S03E11)
- "It's Old Black Man's night to pick the movie." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E01)
- "Oh, right, that's the lesson we have to learn – that black people will ruin your credit." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E01)
- "I'm gonna say the N woooorrrrd!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S21E01)
- "We're church blacks!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E01)
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"What are the rules?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't, don't…"
"I'm sick of that one." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S12E01) - ♫: Caveman – "Never Going Back" (Man Seeking Woman, S03E01)
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"What's this show called again?"
"It's Deirdre and Margaret. It ran for 16 years on the BBC. They did nearly 30 episodes." (The Good Place, S01E10) - ♫: *NSYNC – "Digital Get Down" (The Good Place, S01E10)
- Run the Jewels (Portlandia, S07E01)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger Things
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Atlanta