Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week • Adam Riff™

13. Matt and Jay try to turn a hostage situation into a chance to play the Rivoli (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E08)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

"Wait, is that…? This is your mom too? Are we sisters?" (Bob's Burgers, S07E13)
"I can't get through to Tina, but you know what can? Some strong heroine." (Bob's Burgers, S07E13)
"So, in conclusion, outer space, determination, and karate." (Bob's Burgers, S07E13)
"Clear eyes, full hearts, I'm Cher." (Making History, S01E03)
Deb eating a coaster (Making History, S01E03)
"I've been drinking my own breast water to survive." (Making History, S01E03)
"M and M?"
"That year, from here to here, I spent smoking meth and masturbating." (Homeland, S06E09)
"Hey, I think she's trying to say something."
"Waa…"
"Wine! She needs wine!" (The Last Man on Earth, S03E12)
"Hey, it's Henry Wadsworth Long-mellow! […] Mellow-nor Roosevelt, out." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E12)
"By the way, my penis is waaay larger than one sixth of an inch. Well, larger than one sixth of an inch." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E12)
"Ahh… Whites." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E12)
"Jiminy Glick." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E12)

(Feud, S01E03)

"You said he was from Broadway. He's not. I checked. All his stage work is from San Diego."
"Yeah, the Old Globe. He's a distinguished Shakespearean actor."
"Oh, I'm sure his Falstaff is the talk of Tijuana." (Feud, S01E03)
"And it was Gloria Swanson who was robbed in 1950, not yooUUU, bitch!" (Feud, S01E03)
"Women outlive men; children leave. Best get used to it."
"Oh, Mamacita, how I love your Teutonic pragmatism." (Feud, S01E03)
Bette ashing her cigarette in the Pepsi machine (Feud, S01E03)
"You're like his white magical negro." (Superior Donuts, S01E08)
Gangsters vs. terrorists (24: Legacy, S01E08)
Rihanna (Bates Motel, S05E05)
Carlton Cuse (Bates Motel, S05E05)
Norman in a gay bar (Bates Motel, S05E05)
Martha (The Americans, S05E03)
"Should we tell Paige about this?" (The Americans, S05E03)
"Can I start you gentlemen with something to drink?"
"I'm good with just water."
"You sure? The bar has everything."
"Oh, no, no thanks. I don't drink."
"I'll have a double bourbon and a Vernors."
"I'll have a giant glass boot filled with beer."
"I'm sorry, we don't have that."
"Well, then your bar doesn't have everything." (Detroiters, S01E07)

(Detroiters, S01E07)

"Boys, would you like to hear the world's saddest nine-word novel? 'For sale: Shoes for two inflatable pre-teens. Never used." (Detroiters, S01E07)
"I think this is a tad redundant."
"Protocol."
"For werewolves."
"Okay, technically, I have sexually-transmitted lycanthropy." (The Magicians, S02E09)
Les Misérables (The Magicians, S02E09)
Professor X's wheelchair (Legion, S01E07)
"And you're…British?"
"Like I said, I'm your rational mind." (Legion, S01E07)
"Is that supposed to be a British accent?" (Legion, S01E07)

(Legion, S01E07)

Oliver and his Martinis (Legion, S01E07)
♫: The Grassy Knoll – "Art of Fear [feat. Vernon Reid, Brad Houser, and Adam Sultan]" (Legion, S01E07)
"I'm second-lead clown in a Russian circus." (Baskets, S02E10)
"Communist poodles? How'd they get in the country?" (Baskets, S02E10)
"You want to eat at Planet Hollywood, huh? With Arnold Schwarzenegger? Steven Seagal? You know what? You're fired, or whatever your new president says." (Baskets, S02E10)
Baskets Season Grade: A-

(Review, S03E02)

"I had no idea what you said about me during my murder trial until I took off my Helkelmet [my Helen Keller helmet]." (Review, S03E02)
"You used to do things because you wanted to do them, not because, 'Ohh, a stranger said I should take my dick out and walk all over my ex-wife's front lawn.'"
"Okay, that was not the review requests. I was living my dream." (Review, S03E02)
Dog Day Afternoon (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E08)
"Pull out the gun, and go, 'And his name is John Cena!'"
"You can't just pull out a gun and yell 'John Cena.' The plan is good enough. We don't need to add a John Cena part to everything."
"It's a John Cena element." (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E08)
"Is this guy black too? Nooo! This is so terrible. Oh, no, okay. No, this guy's white. Okay, they're a mixed gang. This is actually kind of nice. They must have been very good buddies. Maybe they all went to, like, uhh, art school together." (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E08)
[watching The Negotiator] "Very fuckable film." (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E08)
"Back once again with the renegade masters." (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S01E08)
Nirvanna the Band the Show Season Grade: B+

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Legion
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets