17. Pump Pump (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E14)
Honourable Mention
- Piss Montage (Fargo, S03E01)
Stray Observations
RT: "Originally, we wanted to do an Anthony Bourdain balloon because of the idea that celebrity chefs had disappeared en masse. We got Bourdain's photo in the pilot, but [when he was approached about Season 3] Bourdain was like, 'No! No Bourdain balloon!'" (The Leftovers, S03E01)
- RT: The blood squib when Dean dies is one of the biggest I've seen. (The Leftovers, S03E01)
(Veep, S06E01)
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"Without him, we don't have a Chinaman's chance."
"I'm sorry, Ben. Here at Uber and in the rest of the world, the word 'Chinaman' is considered inappropriate."
"No no no, it's okay. My wife is Oriental. All of them have been. I kinda got yellow fev-ah." (Veep, S06E01) -
"And that is why I am taking this opportunity to announce my charitable organization, the Meyer Fund for Adult Literacy."
"Certainly a worthwhile cause, but if we could bring it back to Sherman Tanz—"
"And AIDS."
"Wow. AIDS."
"Yes, AIDS. AIDS is a big part of the tapestry." (Veep, S06E01) -
"I feel like we're celebrating my frat house gang rape, except I didn't even get a candlelight vigil."
"I love candles." (Veep, S06E01) - "Son of a Sam. Offices in the South Bronx? I'm not the President of the Dominican Republic." (Veep, S06E01)
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"The National Association for Transgender People would like to give you an award."
"Oh. Well, that's nice. Tell them I accept. Them?"
"It's 'her.'"
"Her."
"Him."
"Him. I don't know. Tell the bearded ladies I'm coming." (Veep, S06E01) -
"What's going on with the speeches?"
"Let's see. We have the National Auto Dealers for $100,000."
"You've gotta be kidding me. That's half of what Hughes gets. That is pure sexism. You call those people back and you tell them that I was the first female President of the United States and I will not work for less than 87 cents on the dollar." (Veep, S06E01) -
"I am so sorry to hear about Uber."
"Oh, God, a bunch of dumb-ass millennials, you know, too lazy to learn how to drive drunk." (Veep, S06E01) - "Shlomo Tanz is radioactive. He can read the newspaper on the toilet by the light of his own shit." (Veep, S06E01)
- Plastic on hotel beds (Feud, S01E07)
- "She's gassing us all with her VapoRub for show." (Feud, S01E07)
- "I don't do bitches. They make me so unhappy. You should call my sister." (Feud, S01E07)
- Coca-Cola photo-op (Feud, S01E07)
- Flatline clock (24: Legacy, S01E12)
- 24: Legacy Season Grade: D
- Strowman binning Kalisto (WWE Raw, 04-17-17)
- "She's like the Precious of Iraq." (Superior Donuts, S01E11)
- "Can anything be too Ben Carson?" (Superior Donuts, S01E11)
- "Death isn't about deserving. It's just part of the deal." (Bates Motel, S05E09)
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"Cracker Barrel. It always helps to mention Cracker Barrel."
"Well, I think it's great you let Margaret play inside. It's a hot one out there. I was thinking of going over to Cracker Barrel because they've got such great air conditioning." (Better Call Saul, S03E02) - "You sound like you're outdoors. Are you staying out of the sun? It's a hot one today. I'm sorry, but Jimmy is unavailable at the moment. If you'd like to leave a message, Mr. Ehrman…traut? Trout, like the fish? Uh, I hear Cracker Barrel has excellent air— This one really don't wanna talk about Cracker Barrel." (Better Call Saul, S03E02)
- "Have you guys had the soup over at Cracker Barrel today?" (Better Call Saul, S03E02)
- "Terry puts out." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E14)
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"No matter what happens, we'll feel better knowing we didn't resort to blackmail."
"I agree. From now on, the only black male I want anything to do with is you." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E14) - "White people love to shorten their names." (Fresh Off the Boat, S03E20)
- Helpful Ember-narrated previously-on (The Magicians, S02E13)
- "I look like Jack Sparrow if he were played by a man." (The Magicians, S02E13)
- ♫: Manchester String Quartet – "Best Day of My Life" (The Magicians, S02E13)
- The Magicians Season Grade: C
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"Where are you from?"
"America…" (Fargo, S03E01) - Ashton belittling Vanck to the camera with Vanck next to her (The Amazing Race, S29E04)
The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Better Call Saul
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets