20. Mr. Nancy (American Gods, S01E02)

Stray Observations

• "I want to eat your hair." (Making History, S01E08)
• "I will mount your head on a pike and use it as a hat rack – ugly hats only." (Making History, S01E08)
• "Any last words, gentlemen?"
  "I did it all for the nookie."
  "Amen." (Making History, S01E08)
• Gillian Anderson as Lucille Ball (American Gods, S01E02)
• "I don't want to work for you, I Love Lucy." (American Gods, S01E02)
• "Hey, you ever wanted to see Lucy's tits?" (American Gods, S01E02)
• American Boners (American Gods, S01E02)
• "No cow-killing stories during dinner."
  "How do you think meat get on your plate, huh? It takes strength, but not only strength, it takes talent, because it's a craft. You have to do it right or the cow gets angry, and angry meat taste bad." (American Gods, S01E02)
• "You're my only black friend." (American Gods, S01E02)
• ♫: Genghis Barbie – "Take on Me" (The Leftovers, S03E04)
• "Well, is there anything I can do?"
  "Yes, actually, could you run and go get me some tape?"
  "Oh, I got some right here. Sorry, it's only Scotch, masking, and duct." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E17)
• "Okay, you guys go see if the smelling salts are over there."
  "Oh, the day I don't bring my salt purse!" (The Last Man on Earth, S03E17)
• "She's too busy pussing out."
  "Or is she too busy pussing in?" (The Last Man on Earth, S03E17)
• "There's no easy way to say this, so I'm gonna go ahead and sing it." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E18)
• "It truly was a Shawshank redemption." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E18)
• "Oh, the miracle of nipples – nature's horchata." (The Last Man on Earth, S03E18)
• "Dawn: Australian for 'baby.' Like the first light of the new day, or a dishwashing detergent that cuts through grease like a knife. But that's not a knife, this is a baby. Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda…" (The Last Man on Earth, S03E18)
• The Last Man on Earth Season Grade: C-
• "I'm literally the only person in this entire grocery store who's actually buying stuff for myself." (Silicon Valley, S04E03)
• ♫: Dr. Octagon – "Blue Flowers" (Silicon Valley, S04E03)
• "I'm just the cream filling in this gayclair." (Veep, S06E04)
• "Ma'am, Sherman Tanz called again."
  "Oh, God. Where are we with that?"
  "All 'no's."
  "Yeah, just like his face." (Veep, S06E04)
• Jonah's hold music (Veep, S06E04)
• "Chocolate chip walnut cookies from Levain." (Veep, S06E04)
• "You're two hours late."
  "No, that's impossible. I set my watch back for Daylight Savings Time."
  "Saving, not savings."
  "You set your watch the wrong way."
  "It's neither a plural, nor a possessive."
  "No, it's spring. I springed backwards."
  "No, you spring forward!"
  "Have ever watched girls' gymnastics? That makes no sense!" (Veep, S06E04)
• "Ma'am, New York Times says Montez is naming the nominee today."
  "Eh."
  "Buzzfeed confirms."
  "Oh, my God, really?"
  "Yeah, we should be getting a phone call any minute."
  "Ooh, my heart is racing!"
  "I bet this time, it's just menopause." (Veep, S06E04)
• Superior Donuts Season Grade: D
• "That man is full of bologna."
  "Baloney."
  "You're right. He's so vile, we should use the crude Americanization of the word." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E17)
• "I'm gonna crush you like a can of diet seltzer water." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E17)
• "Now when people think of the Nine-Nine, they'll think of, um… Oh, Detective Diaz filling an iron with tequila."
  "So I could make tequila steam."
  "I can't quite believe I'm gonna say this, but I'm sorry I even came to Rochester." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E17)
• "That's right. Imagine a Valentine's Day with no cards from your cousins." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E18)
• Howard Hesseman (Fresh Off the Boat, S03E22)
• "My body is a temple, and by that, I mean I let a lot of Jewish guys in." (Great News, S01E05)
• Directed by Eva Longoria (Black-ish, S03E24)
• Black-ish Season Grade: C

(Archer, S08E06)

• "Joe Buck didn't shit in your bed. That was Musburger." (Brockmire, S01E07)
• "So your life would have been completely different had Musburger just had a smaller dinner." (Brockmire, S01E07)
• "Cuckmire." (Brockmire, S01E07)
• Riverdale Season Grade: D+
• "You'd be amazed at the pheromone community." (Shark Tank, S08E24)
• Shark Tank Season Grade: C

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Better Call Saul
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets

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