25. David Bowie followed me on Twitter / Stones do Shakespeare (The Trip [to Spain], S03E03/04)
Honourable Mention
- Little person ice pick hitman (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
- Mark's football analogies (Masterchef, S08E03)
- Ice cream on the toilet (Fargo, S03E09)
Stray Observations
- "My first studio apartment was a cozy uterus." (Bob's Burgers, S07E22)
- Diane! (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
- RT: The ice pick hit man in this week's Twin Peaks was staying at the same motel Gloria Burgle was at earlier this season of Fargo (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
- ♫: Sharon Van Etten – "Tarifa" (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
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"I was a king once."
"Okay."
"I was. Then they made me a bird. Then Mother Church came along and turned us all into saints, and trolls, and faeries. General Mills did the rest." (American Gods, S01E07) -
"Oh, I didn't know you had a brother."
"Bruce was his stillborn twin."
"He had a huge heart."
"Missing all its valves, though." (Veep, S06E08) - "9-11, bitches! We're gonna fly two planes into the club!" (Veep, S06E08)
- "Dan, you've heard the old saying, 'You gotta keep your friends close and make your enemies take you out to Guy Fieri's restaurant in Times Square'?" (Veep, S06E08)
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"He said he talked to Quartie, who said he took to you like a hog to persimmons."
"Is that a good thing?"
"Well, they cause diarrhea in hogs." (Veep, S06E08) - The Handmaid's Tale Season Grade: C+
- "The problem is not that there is evil in the world; the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?" (Fargo, S03E09)
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"When she said he makes chorizo like his grandmother, is that what she looked like?"
"No, Rob. It means the way his grandmother used to make it."
"Fine, well, I think she should be more clear, because I'm picturing a grizzled old woman with the external appearance of chorizo." (The Trip [to Spain], S03E02) - "I was a grown man before I felt a firm sprout in my mouth." (The Trip [to Spain], S03E03)
- "Eddie Redmayne, the name, is the sort of name that an upper middle class girl would give to her pony. 'Father [it's a chestnut mare], may I ride Eddie Redmayne this weekend?' 'You may, darling. Would you like me to get Mr. Hiddleston out of the stable too?" (The Trip [to Spain], S03E04)
- The Trip [to Spain] Season Grade: C-
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show