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40. The Tipping Point (Nathan For You, S04E01)

Honourable Mention

  • Chaz Bono sawing his arm off to go vote for Trump on election night (American Horror Story, S07E04)
  • Ace Ventura impersonator (Nathan For You, S04E01)
  • Papyrus (Saturday Night Live, S43E01)
  • Breadfacing (American Vandal, S01E07)

Stray Observations

  • "Confess into my voice-mail application now!" (Vice Principals, S02E02)
  • "Ms. LeBlanc, why don't you take your Euripides and shove it up your ass?" (Vice Principals, S02E02)
  • "Wow, dad, your place looks way less like a crack house."
    "It's actually clean, like a cocaine house." (Rick and Morty, S03E09)
  • "Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin." (Rick and Morty, S03E09)
  • ♫: Dan Harmon and Ryan Elder – "Fathers and Daughters (feat. Chaos Chaos)"
  • "Get me Picante Beef, bitch boy." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E01)
  • "Are you really playing the gay card right now?"
    "Yaas queen." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E01)
  • "I can't believe we're going to gen pop. A cop and a cannibal? Everyone's gonna be trying to kill us."
    "I know! What are we gonna do?"
    "You're a psychopath. You can protect us in there, right? I mean, you killed an ate a bunch of people."
    "They were children, Jake. Meek little children. One conk on the head was all it took."
    "Dammit! I can't believe I'm friends with a cowardly cannibal." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E01)
  • "Man, my cousin was so tasty." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E01)
  • "Okay, look, I've been in prison for 15 years. I'm not good with new technology. If you want somebody to lure a kid to a park using a Lycos chat room, I'm your man." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E01)
  • "I'll grab you in the pussy!" (American Horror Story, S07E04)
  • "Young guys just don't appreciate how sensitive women's nipples are." (American Horror Story, S07E04)
  • "I'm gonna be on the TODAY Show one day, and I don't care how many dicks I have to suck to get there." (American Horror Story, S07E04)
  • "Are you gonna watch?" (American Horror Story, S07E04)
  • "You know, they just used this song in Guardians of the Galaxy." (Speechless, S02E01)


(South Park, S21E03)

  • "There are no stray dogs in Berlin! The animal welfare system is tight!" (You're the Worst, S04E04)
  • "You said you befriended Fatboy Slim on our behalf."
    "Okay, guys, but think about that. What does that even mean?" (You're the Worst, S04E04)
  • "It'll work. I'm a publicist. You ever hear the one that goes 'Courtney Love is smart now'?"
    "That was you?" (You're the Worst, S04E04)
  • "Sushi and the Banshees." (The Good Place, S02E03)
  • Clam chowder fountain (The Good Place, S02E03)
  • "Maybe they finally figured out clam chowder is disgusting because it's basically a savoury latte with bugs in it." (The Good Place, S02E03)
  • "And clam chowder is disgusting! It's just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons." (The Good Place, S02E03)
  • "I've only ever said 'I love you' to two men my entire life: Stone Cold Steve Austin, and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin." (The Good Place, S02E03)
  • "Everyone remain calm! Read my mug!" (Great News, S02E01)
  • "I just wanted to make sure that you're okay, you know, 'cause I am in a relationship."
    "Oh, I know, I know, with…Cat, who is…a person."
    "She's in heat right now."
    [pause]
    "They're doing a Broadway remake of the movie." (Great News, S02E01)
  • "Now, Rex, I have to imagine you have something to say about animal sacrifice as a homosexual dog…who also served in the militaryyy!" (Great News, S02E01)
  • Henry Thomas (Better Things, S02E03)
  • Billy West and Tom Kenny (Better Things, S02E03)
  • "I'm the editor-in-chief of the Diarrhea Times." (Nathan For You, S04E01)
  • "Your lead story is a movie review of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist?" (Nathan For You, S04E01)
  • "Entering a bank handcuffed to another man is a very risky manoeuvre." (Nathan For You, S04E01)
  • ♫: Pavement – "Summer Babe [Winter Version]" (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E07)
  • "How short are we talking?"
    "Well, it's, um… It's pretty short. Like, shorter than Dorothy Hamill's, but not as short as Mark Hamill – somewhere mid-Hamill?" (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E07)
  • Gordon! (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E07)
  • American Vandal Season Grade: B-

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You

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