Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week • Adam Riff™

It's a tie!

46a. Gamby vs. Russell (Vice Principals, S02E08)

46b. Escort for Nathan (Nathan For You, S04E07)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

"Wait. I know that I've said this a lot, but this time I mean it. We should put leaves in our underwear." (Bob's Burgers, S08E04)
"Liam, how was school today?"
"Okay. Some cracker told me my life mattered." (Shameless, S08E01)
"Well, these stairs are an obvious hazard, but nothing a couple packing peanuts can't fix."
"Packing peanuts?"
"Yeah, packing peanuts. You don't want our baby getting SIFILISS."
"Syphilis."
"SIFILISS."
"Syphilis."
"SIFILISS. You know, Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome?"
"Oh, I thought you meant the other one."
"No, I'm talking about the bad one." (The Last Man on Earth, S04E05)
"I'm baby-proofing, and you are doing the reverse. You're…foorpybab-ing."
"I am not, Carol, and I take offense at that, okay? If anything, I'm doing the reverse of foorpybab-ing. I'm, uhh…babbyprof-ing." (The Last Man on Earth, S04E05)
"I'd rather play with a fast Manson than a slow Funkhauser." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E06)
"A stabbing range where you stab dummies." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E06)
"The fuck is this? A spaceship on a ladder?"
"I think it's a train."
"On a ladder?" (Vice Principals, S02E08)

(Vice Principals, S02E08)

"Today, me and my sister were spying on Lee in the bathroom when we caught him standing on the bathroom sink inspecting his own asshole in the mirror." (Vice Principals, S02E08)
♫: Big Black Delta – "Roost" (Vice Principals, S02E08)
"Take a pear and get out there, woman gay." (Fresh Off the Boat, S04E06)
"I'd like to bet $20,000 on Yabba Dabba Doo." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E05)
"Addiction is nothing to fool around with. I had food issues. I ate a crate of hams once." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E05)
"Murder Truck" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E05)
"Oh no, he is deep in the ham crate." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E05)
"I'm glad you get your money back. You can invest it in something you actually believe in instead of my balls." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E05)
♫: Harry Styles – "Sign of the Times" (Riverdale, S02E05)
"I don't know anything. I'm just a turtle." (South Park, S21E07)
Elliott's employee number is 07-23-91, the date that birthed the Mandela Effect (Mr. Robot, S03E05)
♫: Blues Traveler – "Run-Around" (Mr. Robot, S03E05)
Elliot running into the room from which Angela came out (Mr. Robot, S03E05)

(The Late Late Show with James Corden, 11-08-17)

(Nathan For You, S04E07)

"Mud 2: Never Clean" (Nathan For You, S04E07)
"We had successfully transformed the church social hall I had rented into a ballroom fit for Cinderella herself, and Bill looked like the spitting image of Alex Sanford in the thick-rimmed non-prescription glasses we had purchased from Sam's Club." (Nathan For You, S04E07)
There was a hidden message in the closed captions (Nathan For You, S04E07)
"We decided to do a role reversal exercise using a wig I had picked up from a store down the block." (Nathan For You, S04E07)
"When we got back to the hotel that night, there was a bee on the loose." (Nathan For You, S04E07)
Nathan For You Season Grade: A-
Zelda secret sound (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S02E03)
GoldenEye N64 opening (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S02E03)
"And Tolkie got freaky with a Banjo-Kazooie runner, Stephanie Bobo." (Nirvanna the Band the Show, S02E03)
"Raccoons cannot resist some peanut butter titties." (Lady Dynamite, S02E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You