Year nine.

1. Dan Le Batard vomits on air from Stugotz eating photo (The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, 01-04-18)

Stray Observations

• "I'm a walking medical disaster, Frank."
  "Well, that's why God invented Canada." (Shameless, S08E08)
• "Do you think it's weird that all the girls you've liked have been white?"
  "But that's different. See, that's not a preference. That's just what's around." (Fresh Off the Boat, S04E11)
• "Black Jesus, please guide my hand to the nougat." (Black-ish, S04E10)
• "Let me let you in on a little secret: Rules are for ugly people." (Black-ish, S04E10)
• "I hate to say this, but it sounds like you got yourself an 'urb.' An unruly bitch." (Black-ish, S04E10)
• "You were in a band?"
  "Yeah. The Johnson Five. I was the most talented, and the most troubled. That's why I died so young." (Black-ish, S04E10)
• "For the new trick, Pascal the Magnificent wants to make me disappear and then reappear in Jerusalem. But I don't know. I don't like hummus." (LA to Vegas, S01E01)
• "He's not a Saudi prince. He's just a Mexican with a pet falcon." (LA to Vegas, S01E01)
• "It's not a bottle opener, you caveman, it's a piece of art."
  "No, that's a bottle-opening scrotum." (The Mick, S02E10)
• Jennie Garth (The Mick, S02E10)
• "Television is the lowest form of art, okay? It's a rung below macaroni jewelry." (The Mick, S02E10)
• "What a Brenda, right?" (The Mick, S02E10)
• "People don't get a lot of cool stuff. Right? Like uni and, uh, John Cougar Mellencamp." (The Mick, S02E10)
• "Okay, we got to figure out something, because I am going to that gala or I am getting my thermos signed." (The Mick, S02E10)
• "Hot tip: Most of the young, eligible, Jewish guys hang out right over there. We call that area 'Little Boca.'" (Grown-ish, S01E01)
• "Oh, hey, Taylor. You got any questions for the Pustule Brothers?" (Speechless, S02E11)
• "Actually, I think Kenneth wants to…
  "Strip with teens? Oh, no, he doesn't." (Speechless, S02E11)

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(9-1-1, S01E01)

• "That was 'She Hates Me' by Puddle of Mudd. Coming up next: 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.'" (The Good Place, S02E08)
• "We're about to close it down with one last song: 'She Hates Me' by Puddle of Mudd and 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' played at the same time." (The Good Place, S02E08)
• "Surprise!"
  "Ah! Tiny Dunkirk!" (Great News, S02E10)
• "He gave me a gift I can never repay: A $25 gift card to Coconuts." (Great News, S02E10)
• "Chuck? Oh, no, are you the new Hedwig? I told you you don't have the chops." (Great News, S02E10)
• "Please help me, Portia. I'll give you anything. How about a $25 gift card to Coconuts?" (Great News, S02E10)
• "Still with us, Bo Jefferson, fiscally conservative van resident. And on the liberal side, daniel with a lowercase D." (Great News, S02E10)
• "Do you think it's gonna explode?"
  "It's not a film. [If this was a film, we'd probably be American.]" (The End of the Fucking World, S01E02)
• The End of the Fucking World Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You

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