Previously on Adam Riff™:
Why doesn't a reality show about THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS' SUMMER CAMP exist?

Oh, NOFX has a camp too!

Late night campfire stories with Keith Morris?

Fletcher from Pennywise should recount his visits to Loveline when he vomited on Dr. Drew and threatened to defecate into his hand and make Adam Carolla eat it.

related:

Barman Poetry
(my follow-up to The Agony of Defeat)

The Agony of Defeat lasted eight years. We'll see how long I can sustain this side project.