44. Pretzel Jack (Channel Zero: The Dream Door, S04E01)

Stray Observations

• "Damn. Y'all murdered the shit out that mothafucka."
  […]
  "What happened?"
  "He talked too much." (The Deuce, S02E08)
• "We don't live how you live, so we don't know what you know, so we can't move how you move to get what you got. (Kidding, S01E08)
• "Orvis! Blow your rape whistle if you can hear mommy!" (Camping, S01E03)

(Channel Zero: The Dream Door, S04E04)

• "Ugh, that is one ugly man!" (Channel Zero: The Dream Door, S04E05)
• NFL footage (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S13E09)
• "Would you like a grape Fanta?" (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E08)
• "Every Wednesday night, Brad Pitt comes over and fucks me 'til the sun comes up. On Friday nights, I get Ryan Reynolds." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E08)
• "Well, I was the chief accountant at Gawker before, you know, that whole thing." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E08)

(American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E08)

• "We bang Victoria's Secret models every Tuesday."
  "Fuck yeah! …Thursdays, we get Ryan Reynolds." (American Horror Story: Apocalypse, S08E08)
• Channel Zero: The Dream Door Season Grade: B
• "There are plenty of other people I could help, like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other good friend Matt Damon and his crippling addiction to my friend Ben Affleck." (The Good Place, S03E07)
• "When the time comes, she will rip this guy off and disappear like Keyser Söze, right after he admitted to groping all those people." (The Good Place, S03E07)
• "Well, it was the first Hooters ever made out of brick, sort of inspired by Monticello." (The Good Place, S03E07)

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