I was supposed to leave for Australia today, but I postponed my flight so I could see Us on opening weekend.

But then Universal postponed Us' release a week to accommodate a world premiere at SXSW.

So now Us doesn't open until next Friday, when I'll be in Australia, where Us doesn't open until the following Friday.

Can I survive a week on social media out of the Us loop?

Fuckin' SXSW…