21. Céline Dion Carpool Karaoke (The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke Primetime Special 2019, 05-20-19)

Stray Observations

• Game of Thrones Season Grade: C
• Barry Season Grade: C

(Chernobyl, S01E03)

• Black-ish Season Grade: C
• "Bat codpiece." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09)
• "Did you ask about the jade buttock eggs?"
  "No, I did not."
  "Butter cakes."
  "Buttock eggs made from jade that you put inside your butt."
  "I don't think they have them."
  "I'd have to check on that, for sure."
  "They don't have to be made of jade. They can be made of anything. But not silver, because, you know, otherwise…ouch."
  "He's joking."
  "There's a silver egg in my butt." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09)

"If you saw a man dressed in this mask, would you think it was a mood killer, or would you come?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09)

• "There was a girl, though, right?"
  "Oh… Yeah. Oh, I just started seeing this woman."
  "There you go. Yeah, I thought so."
  "It's for my nosebleeds." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09)
• "Half the bats you see, they are just vampires that have thrown terrible orgies and they are too ashamed to regain their vampire form. They just flit around. Shame bats. Bats full of shame." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09)
• "Chinese jumping vampire."
  "Brought my cousin."
  "Is he a Babadook?"
  "No, actually, I'm a Badabook. You know, like, uh, 'bada-bing, Badabook.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E09)
• "Is that fur?"
  "Yes, but it's okay because it had a stroke." (Fleabag, S02E01)
• "Just get your hands off my miscarriage!" (Fleabag, S02E01)
• "'Scuse me, I've got dry forearms." (Fleabag, S02E02)

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