39. Drifters (Cake, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "I'm gonna move to Malibu Beach, shave my pussy, learn to surf."
  "Shave your pussy? Why you gonna shave your pussy?"
  "So I can surf faster, Jesse! All y'all trying to suppress me, tell me I can't shave stuff." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E06)
• "Don't shave your pussy. Your time will come." (The Righteous Gemstones, S01E06)
• "She can know who George Washington was and still fuck." (The Deuce, S03E03)
• "I don't give a fuck! Frisée fucking Lardon!" (The Deuce, S03E03)
• "Look, some dickhead broke into your apartment and attacked you. That's gotta super scary. I mean, a stranger once grabbed my boob outside a Sam Goody, so I get it." (American Horror Story, S09E02)
• "Do you want to know the other great thing about God? You can use him to explain why something happened, but you can also use him to explain why you did something. Even something horrible. Isn't that great?"
  "So I don't have to feel bad for anything I do?"
  "Not if you're doing God's work." (American Horror Story, S09E02)
• "Dude, go first."
  "Fuck you! Why me?"
  "You're a world-class athlete. You're faster than all of us."
  "I do the fucking pommel horse!" (American Horror Story, S09E02)
• "So let's kick things off with our official Bad Place song."
  ♫ "1-877-KARS for Kids…" ♫ (The Good Place, S04E01)
• "I tried talking to her, but it was the dullest conversation I have ever had, and this is coming from someone who once split a Xanax with Peter Sarsgaard." (The Good Place, S04E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Succession
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two