// Louisville, KY
Uber #1
A Mercedes-Benz C-Class?
Oh. It's a white boy driving a hand-me-down.
What is that smell?!
Uber #2
♫ Eminem – "The Real Slim Shady" ♫
So this is Kentucky radio.
followed by
♫ Maroon 5 – "Harder to Breathe" ♫
followed by a radio station promo:
♫ a clip of Eminem – "Without Me" ♫
followed by
♫ a clip of a Maroon 5 song ♫
Uber #3
"Are you here for the IRONMAN triathlon?"
"Heh, no."
[fans self internally]