9. He Has Risen (The New Pope, S01E07)

Stray Observations

• "You fucking killed it."
  "What?"
  "Like, I'm smiling. You killed it, like… [chuckles]" (Avenue 5, S01E06)
• "Yeah, babies are like New Zealanders. Everyone loves them and the funny way they talk." (Avenue 5, S01E06)
• Ariana Grande (Kidding, S02E05)

(Kidding, S02E06)

(Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E06)

• "Hey. What the hell's with your dog?"
  "What?"
  "He was growling at me before, like he was going to attack me, I was scared to death, then I went 'Heil Hitler,' and he suddenly walked over and just lay down."
  "What? Why would you do that?"
  "Why would it work?"
  "Did you put your arm out like that when you said it?"
  "Yeah, yeah. Like that."
  "I know what that is. When I trained him, I would put a treat out with my arm up, like that. 'Heel.'" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E06)
• "I got plenty of ideas and shit."
  "Give me one off the top of your head."
  "Okay. Uh, uh… Pussy tea. Huh? All the taste of pussy without the commitment. Like, put that shit in a tea bag."
  "Well, I'll put you in contact and see if anything flies from it." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S10E06)
• "It's nice to smoke."
  "No, it's not nice. It's right." (The New Pope, S01E07)
• "God can fuck off! I only believe in you." (The New Pope, S01E07)
• ♫: Lean Year – "Come and See" (The New Pope, S01E07)
• "When you are young, you believe blindly in your own vanity." (The New Pope, S01E07)
• "I do not perform miracles. I simply find myself at the center of coincidences." (The New Pope, S01E07)
• ♫: Angelo De Augustine – "Time" (The New Pope, S01E07)
• "There is one thing you cannot do."
  "What's that?"
  "Give strength to the fragile." (The New Pope, S01E07)
• Timothy Simons (Briarpatch, S01E03)
• "I'm such a terrible judge of character. I was wrong about Rosa, I missed all the signs with my cousin Jared…"
  "The sandwich guy." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S07E05)

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