24. Guillermo the Vampire Slayer (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)

Honourable Mention

• Adam Cole remake of Bret Hart's old ICOPRO commercial (NXT TakeOver: In Your House, 06 Jun 20)

Stray Observations

• "But I don't have to if it makes you uncomfortable."
  "I got you turnt out like that?" (Insecure, S04E09)
• "Oh, this nani got you so confused." (Insecure, S04E09)
• "I ordered you a light-skinned mimosa. You still like it like that, right?"
  "Yeah. One drop, it is still a mimosa." (Insecure, S04E09)
• "Red Lobster employees" (Insecure, S04E09)
• "But we got two juiceries and we just booked the cycling studio. We in good shape. These blacks about to be well as hell." (Insecure, S04E09)
• "He seemed sometime-y." (Insecure, S04E09)
• "Ooh, I don't know how tall she is, but she fine as hell. Shit, that's my guess. Fine-feet-eleven." (Insecure, S04E09)
• ♫: Little Simz – "Picture Perfect" (I May Destroy You, S01E01)
• "You know I can't socialize after I ejaculate." (I May Destroy You, S01E01)
• "Uh, what's his last name?"
  "Uh… Greenberg?"
  "Mm, Guillermo B… Buillermo?"
  "Yeah, but you assume that's his first name. Could be his last name. He could be called Mickey Guillermo." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "And I've heard there's a lot of nudity. And I mean a lot, and when I say a lot, I don't just mean a whiff of tit, I mean the full rack. Full boobies, full boners." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "Okay, yo tengo un mini-fridge." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "It's Pamela. Pamela's here. It's Pamela. Don't embarrass me." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "This is absurd."
  "That never happened. We would never prance around like tits."
  "This is all shit!"
  "I would never high-five." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "Shut up, Pamela." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "Very clunky rhyme."
  "I think it's a Wu-Tang reference. 'Bring the Ruckus.'"
  "All I know is, I haven't had a whiff of Wu or Tang." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "You escaped, witnesses say, with the help of a Dilbert-looking guy." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "He died because he got confused on daylight savings." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• "Guillermo is much smaller than this. Again, over the top." (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• ♫: Los Dug Dug's – "I Don't Care [Yo No Sé]" (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• Guillermo de la Cruz = Protector of the Cross (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E10)
• What We Do in the Shadows Season Grade: B
• "Who interrupts Darkseid's quest for the anti-life equation?"
  "Uh, it's…Dr. Psycho."
  "Ah. The dwarf who called Wonder Woman a slur that even I dare not utter." (Harley Quinn, S02E11)
• "She chucked the book because she's loca. She's got it tattooed on her lower back next to a Tweety Bird." (Harley Quinn, S02E11)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Great
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: What We Do in the Shadows