Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

30. Phone Sex (P-Valley, S01E02)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "You got potential, but you ain't ready yet. You pumpin' out your first thoughts, and I need your 27th." (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • ♫: Lil' Bad Cuzzin – "Chucalissa City" (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "All proceeds go to a bitch pockets." (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "Why you so damn heavy-handed?"
    "That's my grandmama recipe."
    "Is that why she dead?" (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "So what else you don't like about my fine establishment, A$AP Nobody?" (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "Yo, let me get a hit of that Aquafina." (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "One man in the club, looking to spend money. Two men in the club, lookin' to make money." (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "Some niggas can't handle them a Melanin Monroe. (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • ♫: Mulatto – "Bitch From Da Souf" (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • ♫: Key Glock – "Prime" (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "Now, I'm-a need you to use them lips. And I'll leave it up to you to decide which set you gon' use." (P-Valley, S01E02)
  • "Someone needs to tell her that black women don't do coke. And, apart from Arabella, we don't get raped." (I May Destroy You, S01E07)


(Corporate, S03E01)

  • "I'm watching Jew Pope. Um, kind of a dumb premise, but it's okay."
    "I've heard that's one of the better pope shows." (Corporate, S03E01)
  • Piñata filled with pickles (Corporate, S03E01)
  • Snailathan Gold (Close Enough, S01E07)


"You know, that movie doesn't really hold up." (Close Enough, S01E08)

  • "Josh, I love focacc, but it's not from medieval times!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
  • "University of Phoenix. Go browsers!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
  • "How dare you? Quoting The Cable Guy was our thing." (Close Enough, S01E08)


(Close Enough, S01E08)

  • "To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."
    "Now you say one of Ethan Hawke's lines."
    "No one knows his part!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
  • "I just wanted a Gotye parody!" (Close Enough, S01E08)
  • "Where are they now?" epilogue (Close Enough, S01E08)
  • Close Enough Season Grade: C

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