Following a very brief but effective opening scene (written by no other than Sion Sono!), CRAZY SAMURAI MUSASHI unfurls as a single, uninterrupted 77-minute shot following Musashi as he confronts and defeats hundreds of opponents – 588, for those keeping count.

Tak Sakaguchi (VERSUS), quite convincingly worn out and winded as the slaughter progresses, delivers possibly the most impressive and demanding physical performance in the history of moviemaking.

How do I circumvent proxy detection to watch this this weekend?