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40. Biden Debate Prep (Let's Be Real, 01 Oct 20)

Honourable Mention

  • Stan tries to build a bear (South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)
  • Lego The Blind Side (The Boys, S02E07)
  • Future Ghost (Saturday Night Live, S46E01)

Stray Observations

  • "So it is true. You are a faggot." (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • "All those years, I thought I had everything I ever wanted, only to come here and discover that all I ever was was the exact kind of negro woman white folks wanted me to be. I feel like they just found a smart way to lynch me without me noticing the noose." (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • "Sometimes, I just… I want to kill white folks." (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • "Your whole life, they told you you were free, and when they said that, they meant you were free to cook their food, free to raise children, their children, free to work for them. They even lied to you and told you you were free to run the world. But it is still their world." (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • ♫: Mother's Finest – "Fire" (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • "I am Hippolyta: discoverer." (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • Sun Ra: "I'm not real. I'm just like you. You don't exist in this society. If you did, your people wouldn't be seeking equal rights. You're not real. If you were, you'd have some status among the nations of the world. So we are both myths. I do not come to you as a reality. I come to you as the myth. Because that's what black people are: myths." (Lovecraft Country, S01E07)
  • Banjo Rightway (Fargo, S04E01)
  • Mike Milligan? (Fargo, S04E01)
  • "I know you think part of being an American is standing on my neck." (Fargo, S04E01)
  • "These people inside, they're your blood. But do they love you? Do they respect you? You know how you know? They get down on your level, they look you in the eye. That's when you know you're not just along for the ride." (Fargo, S04E02)
  • "That fucking guy put my family on the street like we were shit on his spats. He lost his breathing license." (Fargo, S04E02)
  • "We won't touch him."
    "Says you."
    "This year, we don't touch." (Fargo, S04E02)
  • "But remember: we'll be back. Because y'all just got here yesterday. But we're part of this land, like the wind and the dirt." (Fargo, S04E02)
  • "What's in it?"
    "What do you mean what's in it? It's cookies."
    "I don't eat shellfish."
    "It-it's cookies."
    "Read the list of ingredients."
    "Come on, it's cookies. It's got milk, sugar, butter… It's cookies. Why are you so complicated?"
    "Please read it."
    "[sigh] 'Powdered milk, flour, chopped up hazelnuts, walnut, butter, lard… May contain shellfish.'" (We Are Who We Are, S01E03)
  • "Where should I put this? It's Ocean Vuong."
    "How is it? Don't tell me."
    "He's writing his first novel now."
    "Yeah. On Earth, We're Briefly Gorgeous." (We Are Who We Are, S01E03)
  • "He is my type, but not my kind." (We Are Who We Are, S01E03)
  • Bad acting at 34:20 (We Are Who We Are, S01E03)
  • "Have you done any more thinking about the golden showers thing?" (The Comey Rule, S01E02)
  • "He's got people thinking I like golden showers!" (The Comey Rule, S01E02)
  • "Something at the town square! Everyone's gathering!"
    "Well, are we protesting or are we rioting?" (South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)


(South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)


(South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)


(South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)


(South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)

  • "This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse!" (South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)
  • "Just give me a couple more days before you have me killed." (South Park: Pandemic Special, 30 Sep 20)
  • Mickey Rourke (The Masked Singer, S04E02)
  • ♫: Jon Batiste – "What a Wonderful World" (The Boys, S02E07)
  • "Come on, I mean, do you-you want to be the cuck or do you want to be the…guy who fucks the wife? Let's go fuck the wife – consensually." (The Boys, S02E07)
  • "Oh, me and Mr. Marathon used to sneak college girls in this way."
    "College girls? Really?"
    "They were applying." (The Boys, S02E07)
  • So, are you into any things that, you know, kids are into? Like, uh, NBA 2K? PewDiePie?" (The Boys, S02E07)
  • Butcher driving over the grass (The Boys, S02E07)
  • "Was that an Almond Joy?"
    "He has a tree nut allergy." (The Boys, S02E07)
  • Deep checking his head (The Boys, S02E07)

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