Imagine working on a show premiering on the same day as Metacritic's April Fools' Day joke.

PIG ROYALTY (DISCOVERY+)
Premieres Tuesday, March 23

Dive into the extreme world of pig show competitions and follow the rivalry between two unforgettable families: the Baleros, who have reigned supreme for years; and the Rihns, who want to take them down and become the next great pig dynasty.

COCKTAILS AND TALL TALES WITH INA GARTEN AND MELISSA MCCARTHY (DISCOVERY+)
Premieres Friday, March 26

LAUNDRY GUY (DISCOVERY+)
Premieres Wednesday, March 31

Laundry expert Patric Richardson learns the meaningful histories behind his clients' irreplaceable pieces, and then carefully restores the items to mint condition.

CHOPPED 420 (DISCOVERY+)
Premieres Tuesday, April 20

Talented and experienced chefs create ganja-infused dishes.

During [one] episode, the chefs contend with spot prawns and borscht in the appetizer round. In the entrée round, the remaining chefs are greeted with chocolate dentures, an ingredient you'd have to be high to come up with, while the last two competitors standing blaze into the dessert round only to be faced with a bottle of ketchup. The chef that keeps a clear head despite all the haze in the air will be crowned the 420 champion.

Other episodes feature host Ron Funches presenting the chefs with sake popsicles to use in their dishes that will have the judges flying high and seeing double. And see what happens when the chefs must use cannabis to compliment the duo of armadillo eggs and eel.

Who needs April Fools' Day jokes when Discovery+ exists?