Actual Tony Kornheiser Show episode descriptions:

Jun 18
Tony opens the show by talking about his new Revolution Toaster.

Jun 16
Tony opens the show by talking about his new toaster and some new wine glasses.

Jun 11
Tony opens the show by talking about his continuing quest to buy new wine glasses.

Jun 9
Tony opens the show by talking about a disturbing early morning encounter with a bird.

Jun 3
Tony opens the show by catching up with Jeanne and telling her about his attempt to buy wine glasses.

May 19
Tony opens the show by talking about his trouble with an ankle brace.

May 5
Tony opens the show by talking about his frustrating encounter with his insurance company as he tried to get an MRI on his ankle.

Apr 28
Tony opens the show by talking about a bad day for Max Scherzer and the Nats, and also about the movie That Thing You Do.

Apr 26
Tony opens the show by talking about National Pretzel Day, and also about being incredibly disoriented over the weekend.

Apr 21
Tony opens the show by talking about Nigel's mishap with the morning bagel delivery.

Apr 19
Tony opens the show by talking about L.L. Bean and targeted marketing.

Apr 12
Tony opens the show by talking about his trip to Delaware over the weekend and how Chessie ate a bone.

Apr 7
Tony opens the show by talking about Luka Garza winning the Wooden Award, and about watching The Godfather.

Apr 5
Tony opens the show by talking about dinosaurs, oil companies, Jordan Speith's win, and the women's college basketball championship game.

Mar 31
Tony opens the show by talking about Seder at his house for Passover.

Mar 29
Tony opens the show by talking about the moon and his drive to and from Pinehurst.

Mar 12
Tony opens the show by wondering how smart his dog Chessie is.

Mar 8
Tony opens the show by talking about his new chair, a sweater he bought for Michael, and a lamp he got.

Mar 5
Tony opens the show by talking about a mysterious package he received.

Feb 26
Tony opens the show by talking about the moon, late fees, and also about a phone call he made.

Feb 19
Tony opens the show by talking about a problem he is having with a water bill in Rehobeth.

Feb 12
Tony opens the show by talking about COVID absolutism.

Feb 5
Tony opens the show by talking about his new boots and a video message he got from Peter Asher.

Feb 3
Tony opens the show by talking about some boots somebody mailed him, and also about trying to order some canvas prints from L.L. Bean.

Jan 29
Tony opens the show by reading a letter he got from heaven.

Jan 22
Tony opens the show by talking about sneakers, ties, and sweaters.

Jan 15
Tony opens the show by talking about daylight savings, ravioli, and special days on the calendar.

Jan 11
Tony opens the show by talking about a calendar he got, as well as the NFL playoff games from the weekend.

Jan 4
Tony opens the show by talking about condiments, and also about the final day of the NFL regular season.