Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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8. No-Selling (jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

  • Stand By Me (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • Vomiting (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)

Stray Observations

  • "You know what I like about hospitals? They don't need to know how good of a person you are in order to take care of you. They don't need to know what's going on in your head before they wrap a bandage around your arm. People like that are rare." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "Say what you want about Christians. At least they believe in forgiveness." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "I'm sure most people would say the world would be a better place without me. I don't disagree. In fact, I've been trying to leave it for as long as I can remember." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "I know you probably been washin' that ass." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "Reducing someone's life to a moment, an ugly moment, and punishing them for it. That's what cops do. It's actually what everyone does. It's what you would do to me if you didn't know me." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "Some people…some people need to get their feelings hurt sometimes." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "I don't care! I just wanna watch my Millionaire Matchmaker in peace for one hour, one goddamn hour!" (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "Meanwhile, Jules was at home, and she hadn't talked to Elliot since… You know what? Actually, I don't want to talk about Jules and Elliot. Fuck them. Let's go back to Maddy." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "See, I'm not a mess, but I do love a fight." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • ♫: Method Man – "I'll Be There For You/You're All I Need To Get By [feat. Mary J. Blige] [Puff Daddy Mix]" (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "I ruined my entire life for you." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "She is going to kill herself. My daughter's gonna kill herself." (Euphoria, S02E06)
  • "Do not mock my thumbs…" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "I'm gonna flick this fucking creamed corn on your fucking face." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "You stay strong, bitch." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "Let's lie to the church like a fucking family." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "And take this seat buzzer coaster thing I stole from Chili's. I modified it. When you see the Cycle Ninjas, use it to buzz my coaster." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "Enjoy your 'za." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "Can I have a minute with Daddy?"
    "Why, Kelvin? You trying to suffocate him with his MyPillow?" (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07)
  • "Is Zach spelled with a 'ck' or a 'ch' or, what I find to be the most exotic spelling, just a 'c'?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "'We're family.' Enough with that Dominic Toretto rhetoric."
    "Th-there's a reason that there are nine of those movies." (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "This text said that you had Danny Wok. That's the only reason I'm here, DorkDash." (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "What can I say? The rumors about the Olympic Village are true." (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "'I once impersonated Jill Scott to get free bottle service at Xfinity Live!' You don't even look like Jill Scott."
    "To white people in South Philly I do." (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • Orlando Jones as Tyler James Williams' father (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "Look, this is the man I'm going to marry."
    "Janine, when people get married, they try a lot of cakes."
    "Have you had two slices of cake at one time? I can tell you, when I was at the Olympic Village…" (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "It's raining harder than an Usher video!" (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)


(Abbott Elementary, S01E08)

  • "Don't nobody rap about stuff that's good for you. You never heard a song called, like…'Broccoli.' Except that one song called 'Broccoli,' but that's still about drugs, so…" (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "Hey, you got them Tastykakes, my man?"
    "I'm a girl!"
    "Uh, okay, shawty, where is my dessert?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "Last Man Standing is basically your Green Book." (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend this whole time?"
    "I don't know. I…I think I thought if I kept you out of my relationship business, I wouldn't have to weigh in on yours." (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • ♪ "If somebody try to give you drugs, punch 'em in the face." ♪ (Abbott Elementary, S01E08)
  • "Jay loves dick jokes." (Pam and Tommy, S01E05)
  • "The fuck is this shit?"
    "It's Sleater-Kinney. So fucking good." (Pam and Tommy, S01E05)
  • AltaVista (Pam and Tommy, S01E05)
  • "Well, I got bad news for you, Third Eye Blind." (Pam and Tommy, S01E05)
  • "I didn't have anything to eat except Nutella." (South Park, S25E03)
  • Justice League (Peacemaker, S01E08)
  • "Fuck you, Barry." (Peacemaker, S01E08)
  • ♫: The Last Vegas – "Apologize" (Peacemaker, S01E08)
  • ♫: Hardcore Superstar – "You Can't Kill My Rock 'n Roll" (Peacemaker, S01E08)
  • </Peacemaker, S01>
  • "'Number seven. Make out with someone with whom you otherwise would not out make.' Gross! 'With whom'? No." (The Afterparty, S01E06)
  • "What's going on?"
    "Yasper's phone is about to die."
    "Bummer. Here's the thing. As you can see, mine is less than 30%, and that's kind of the universal standard." (The Afterparty, S01E06)
  • "You know, the thing I like about escape rooms on, like, a deeper level is that they make you feel stuck, even hopeless. But eventually, everyone finds their way through. Except for some members of the Minnesota Vikings one time." (The Afterparty, S01E06)
  • "You broke my branded shrimp tower?" (The Afterparty, S01E06)
  • "We were looking for a charger."
    "That's crazy. I have a charger on me. Why didn't you guys just ask?"
    "Why wouldn't we ask a police officer for help in a stressful situation? I don't know. Maybe all of human history?" (The Afterparty, S01E06)
  • "You know, my mother was an atheist. She used to say that there was good news and bad news about hell. The good news is, hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create." (Severance, S01E01)
  • "So, we're friends?"
    "I'm your best friend. You're my very good friend." (Severance, S01E01)
  • "Sweet. Melon bar." (Severance, S01E02)
  • "Guys, this is Helly. She's 30 years old, she's allergic to almonds and has weak enamel." (Severance, S01E02)
  • "Your outie is a friend to children and to the elderly and the insane. Your outie is strong and helped someone lift a heavy object. Your outie values water. Your outie has no fear of muggers or knaves. Your outie likes the sound of radar." (Severance, S01E02)
  • ♫: I Monster – "Daydream in Blue" (Severance, S01E02)

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