9. Dick, Dick…Boom! (Euphoria, S02E07)

Honourable Mention

• Waves (2022 NBA All-Star Game, 20 Feb 2022)

Stray Observations

• ♫: Alex North – "Spartacus – Love Theme" (Euphoria, S02E07)
• "Am I everything you wished for? I would love for you to fuck me whenever and however you want. You can control what I wear, what I eat, who I talk to. I want every guy you know to wanna fuck me, but they can't, because they know I'm yours. I belong to you, and I will never complain because I trust you know what's best."
  "Aren't you afraid people are gonna look down on you?"
  "At least I'm loved." (Euphoria, S02E07)
• ♫: Riz Ortolani – "Cannibal Holocaust [Main Theme]" (Euphoria, S02E07)
• "Kelvin, you and Queef have been such a help." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E08)
• "I know you may be a backwoods simpleton who scrubs her dresses on tree bark and stinks up the entire house with roadkill stew, but goddamn if I wouldn't miss the pitter-patter of your filthy-ass bare feet, or the way you chew shrimp tails with ice like an animal. You're family, and the thought of you running away on this bus right now is making my gooch pucker." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E08)
• "No one re-cages Keefe." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E08)
• Bearing a cross in leopard-print shoes (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E08)
• Macaulay Culkin (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E08)
• "Love you too, Jesse Smollett." (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E08)

(Arthur, S25E04)

• "You can't just say 'oops' when you do something intentionally bad."
  "Tee-hee-hee?"
  "'Tee-hee-hee' is lateral." (Grand Crew, S01E08)
• "What do I even say as I rip up these offers in front of him?"
  "You'll find it in the moment."
  "Rip."
  "Wow, he went with 'rip.'" (Grand Crew, S01E08)
• "Who gave you permission to put this on my wall? Is this Comic Sans?" (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "Do you like pie?"
  "Fruit should not be hot." (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "Why don't you just leave me and my boiled chicken sandwich alone?!"
  "Oh, boiled?! That's the worst way to cook it, man!"
  "Oh, I'm sorry. I could salt it—you know what? I don't have to explain anything to y'all, okay? I'm a grown-ass man!" (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "You know, I applied to Morehouse." (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "What, are you waiting for an Uber Black to take you to an Uzi Vert concert?"
  "You know that man don't come out during the daytime." (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "And they say UPenn students can't step." (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "Great job."
  "Better than Morehouse." (Abbott Elementary, S01E09)
• "Dave Chappelle didn't want to be Jesus." (jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy, S01E02)
• Len Bias (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "Niggas that work the hardest always make the least." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• Jordan 1s (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "Ma'am, do me a favor and please shut the fuck up." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "The fuck you looking at, nigga?" (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "Tell mama what you want me to do with that big cock. You want me to…slap it? Uh, okay, baby. I'll slap the shit out of that dick." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "I tried to keep him on the line, but these niggas come on ready to blow."
  "Course they do. That's why they're calling. It's your job to tease them out, keep them on the line. You know, you got to hold the cream to make the green." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "You used to be that fool." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "For real, it's the shape of Marie Antoinette's titty." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "It's your world, man. I just sell dope in it." (Snowfall, S05E01)
• "They update the mouth wall? Damn, they took down the chick I like." (Severance, S01E03)