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31. Tampon Talk (Paper Girls, S01E05)

Stray Observations

  • "When we're done, you won't remember a thing. Like your flesh closing around a splinter." (Westworld, S04E05)
  • ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Perfect Day" (Westworld, S04E05)
  • ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "The Day the World Went Away" (Westworld, S04E05)
  • "Naw-naw-naw-naw naw-naw-naw what you not gone do is piss in my mouf and call it Kool-Aid." (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • Terricka jamming to "WAP" (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • "Nіggah, I know who the fuck Sisqo is." (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • Black Lives Matter sign at abortion clinic protest (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • "Whatchu lookin' at, R. Kelly?" (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • ♫: Sisqo – "Thong Song" (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • ♫: Kendrick Lamar – "LOVE. [feat. Zacari]" (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • "I wanna feel you inside me." (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • Clifford topping (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • "Fill me up, niggah." (P-Valley, S02E07)
  • "You can find me on Instagram. It's just a black square." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "To quote our national anthem, 'Lift every voice and sing.'" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "Come to the cookout."
    "I can come?"
    "Yeah. You're a strong white woman."
    "The fuck is he doing?"
    "He's just playing the game."
    "Yeah, but have some couth." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "Cocaine helps me talk. Cough syrup makes me cool. Molly helps me fuck." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "Nah, see, 'cause I be fucking with the confectioners' sugar. That granulated ain't really my style." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "He Black. Mm-hmm." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "And are you willing to kill your dad over that ass?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "How'd you get so good at Crazy Eights?"
    "Well, my parents never let me play Spades. So I got good at all the games white people played. Like microaggressions."
    "Mm. We are good at that."
    "Yeah, we are."
    "That's our game."
    "Knack for that." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "Two addicts alone with wine? Not on my watch. I'll handle this. Mmm, that is good. I see why y'all have a problem with this."
    "Well, it's more pills."
    "It's more pills, yeah." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
  • "Do I detect Cinnabons?" (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
  • Taylor Martinez (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
  • "How many of each?"
    "Three. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered." (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
  • Conference realignment (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
  • "I'd give anything to cross over into a more mature audience."
    "Mature audiences fall asleep on the couch watching Netflix." (Irma Vep, S01E08)
  • "No genuine art stems from confidence. You should be grateful for the doubts." (Irma Vep, S01E08)
  • </Irma Vep, S01>
  • "5am Primal scream," "9am Clitoral stimulation session with Jake" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "Y-you should have a hoe phase first."
    "Bet."
    "You two are banned from interacting." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "We're getting more anonymous tips than a Penn Station glory hole." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "If my years in regional theater and wild orgies have taught me anything, it's that there is no getting rid of glitter." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "Only Murderers in the Building is brought to you by Pink Ladle. Soup by women, for women." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "I call it the Mariah. It's a-a pound of glitter, a jar of rubber cement, and-and just a nugget of C-4." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "'Don't be too good at a job you don't want.'" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
  • "What about this one, Rumpelstiltskin? Rumpled-dick-skin, more like. You know that's how he got his name, this chap? Doesn't say that in the book."
    "What's 'dick skin'?"
    "What is dick skin? That's a bloody good question." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • "If I could just have a few moments of your time. I'm trying to raise money for my Uncle Jeffrey. He needs a new heart. So please enjoy this performance and know that anything you can give, anything, will help. [farting rhythmically]" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • "Enjoy your pile of shit." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • "And another high-flying Capoeira kick that does nothing." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • "Holy shit, he's Phantom Menacing. Lot of flash. Regular Darth Maul, Jr. over here." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • "Hey, folks, make sure to take your familiar corpses with you as you leave." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • Laszlo reading In Cold Blood to Colin Robinson (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
  • "So I look at Organizm and I-I say to him, 'I'm gonna pick Yuumi.'"
    "And I look back and I'm like… 'What the fuck?'" (Players, S01E10)
  • </Players, S01>
  • Rat pearl necklace scene (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
  • "So what is it with you and, like, bags of people?" (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
  • "Please, James Gunn, sit on me!" (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
  • "She's like a failed Canadian political terrorist, right?"
    "I didn't know Canada made terrorists."
    "Chirp away, hosers! I almost blew up a super-soldier lab!" (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
  • "It is so awesome and fucked up, it would make Lex Luthor shit his pants!"
    "That man does not sh¡t his pants for anything." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • "Fuck The Macaroni." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • "Is this an MLM? 'Cause I'm in." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • "She's never even seen Jurassic Park!"
    "Guys…"
    "What? You are missing out on 60% of my personality." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • "I am here for revenge! I gave Amy and Kite Man a very expensive pasta maker for their wedding, but they didn't get married! It's gauche to keep the gift." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • Carrie Bradshaw narration (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • "Great, great, great, great! I'm going to die with the eighth Robin." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • "At last! I shall have my revenge for the pasta maker." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
  • Batman rubbing Catwoman's feet (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
  • "Ow, my penises!" (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
  • "I don't sit."
    "Ah, the Christopher Nolan school of acting, no sitting on set."
    "I don't ever sit."
    "Me neither. Another standing pooper!" (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
  • Riddler and Clock King gay couple (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
  • ♫: TVGUCCI – "Area 29" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
  • ♫: Moneybagg Yo and Blac Youngsta – "Trickin Ass Nigga" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
  • "Leftist Teachers Still Hate America" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
  • ♫: Unidentified song at 6:50 (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
  • "Ain't nobody tryna be your Zola! Girl, bye!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
  • "He wore Goodfellow underwear."
    "How the fuck is that supposed to help us, Treasure?"
    "I don't know! Maybe the nigga worked at Target or something!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
  • "You don't celebrate Halloween?
    "No."
    "Oh. Was there a reason?"
    "Um… Well, I— Because it's the highest satanic holiday of the year. So the Satanists do sacrifices on this day."
    "There's sacrifices?"
    "Yes."
    "I've never seen that celebrated anywhere."
    "Because you won't see it because it's underground."
    "But where does it happen?"
    "It happens at places like Bohemian Grove." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • "I'm wearing the necklace like this and he's in this urn."
    "These his ashes?"
    "Yeah, his ashes right in here."
    "Oh."
    "Yep, so both of my grandpas are here."
    "What's that other thing on the necklace?
    "That's the Punisher emblem." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • Replica Raising Cane's (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • "And as long as you're with Nes, I'm not giving it to you."
    "Dude, yeah, but that's if she was…a gold digger, but she's not. She's a penny pincher. She's a Jew about it, pretty much. If I— You know, and you know how the Jews are 'bout that kind of thing. She just penny pinches and she's not one to hurt me in that regard."
    "Yeah, I'm trying to just calibrate, because to me it's like, 'Oh, that's an anti-Semitic
    stereotype.' You know, but, um… it is a personal conversation with you and your brother and I do want you to be yourself."
    "Yeah, my brother would say similar things, so, yeah. It's like, 'Oh, you know, don't be so Jewish like to me on things.'" (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • "So at what point in the conversation would you wanna say this is a Jew?" (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • Nathan feeding the child actor playing his son a pickle slice (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • "I'm over there wiping grandpa's ass, dude, while we were watching Dragon Ball Z." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • Hermie (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • Extra pretending to eat a chicken finger (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • "When your three-year-old son goes into his room…and emerges as a six-year-old a minute later, it can be hard to stay in the moment. So, you need to have custom digital mirrors installed that allow you to see yourself age at the same pace as your child. But that means the world around you has to move faster too. Seeds that are planted one week have to be plump vegetables the next." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
  • ♫: New Order – "Age of Consent" (Paper Girls, S01E01)
  • Dave Matthews Band shirts (Paper Girls, S01E02)
  • "Emotionally, I'm gonna win." (Paper Girls, S01E05)

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