29. Hello Dolly (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01)

Honourable Mention

• Bank Robbery (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E05)

Stray Observations

(The Righteous Gemstones, S03E05)

• "I DDT'd that dude from the top rope. Yeah, it was, like, Undertaker level." (Secret Invasion, S01E04)
• "Now, why don't you hobble your ancient ass on out of here before I have you defenestrated?" (Secret Invasion, S01E04)
• "She was wonderful. Very chill. Yeah. Let me get you her website. Oh, God. She's dead. Wow, 'Natural causes.'"
  "Oh, very chill. Like, literally chill." (Platonic, S01E10)
• "You're gonna create so many drinks I won't like."
  "I'll make one just for you. I'll call it the Sylvia. It'll be Riesling with apple juice, a Sun Chip rim, served in a full-size toddler's car seat." (Platonic, S01E10)
• ♫: Bleachers – "Hate That You Know Me" (Platonic, S01E10)
• </Platonic, S01>
• "It's a co-ed tournament."
  "So you'll be competing against men?"
  "Vaginas and penises together again." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E07)
• "I summon the very fact that I am a man!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S16E07)
• "I just fear that the hypnosis is making the borough dumber and dumber."
  "We live in Staten Island. Nobody will notice." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01)
• "No, I really don't think it's about his birthday. And if it is, what a bitch." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01)
• "How about we set you two up with some pro-sexy? It's a fun way of saying 'prosecco.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01)
• "I can't get something out of my mind that that little pipsqueak Gizmo said about not being around forever."
  "I mean, he could mean that he's gonna die soon. That's something that, uh, humans do."
  "All the time."
  "Or he could get his old job at Panera Bread back. That's another thing all humans do at some point." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01)
• "Could you imagine Grahame as a vampire?"
  "He would be just a little bat with diarrhea, like…"
  "Flying and then… [blows raspberry]"
  "Why do I always shit in your scenarios?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E01)
• "It's got an ass-load of terroir." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E02)
• "So much cheap crap and old fish. It's like looking out the window of my childhood home." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E02)
• "I think I'll just have the tak…tak…"
  "Tzat…"
  "Tak…"
  "Tzatziki."
  "I'll get it. Tack…"
  "Tzat…"
  "Tacky tacky. Uh, but without the, uh, yogurt." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E02)
• Matt Berry's pronunciation of "chilaquiles" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E02)
• ♫: Jank Sinatra – "Hey! [I'm Dead]" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E02)