31. Energy Vampire Council (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)

Honourable Mention

• Self-cleaning toilet (How To with John Wilson, S03E01)

Stray Observations

• "Attention, pharmacy! I need some salves and shit for intense body beatings!" (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• "It's filthy as fuck in here. Chicken doo-doo is getting all ground into my fucking seduction dress." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• "Look. It's Kelvin's friend, Chief."
  "Oh, I think his name is Quiche."
  "I always heard it as Heath." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• "Please, dear Lord, help Kelvin to find some sanitary wipes with aloe. He chafes real bad, and a burnt rectal from cheap TP could make him very despondent." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• "I don't want my kids to be one of those kids that loses a parent like somebody in a fucking Disney movie. I don't want my sons to be Bambis." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• "You know, I kinda can see that. That you would just shut down mentally 'cause you're so terrified and you would just silently roll over and, I don't know, tearful pull down to the jeans." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• "I'm just gonna go into beast mode and start biting faces and dicks. If I die, please don't remember me that way." (The Righteous Gemstones, S03E07)
• ♫: Protomartyr – "Feral Cats" (Justified: City Primeval, S01E03)
• "I know a little Albanian."
  "I heard that joke."
  "No, no. It's an actual word. Pordhe. It means 'fart.'" (Justified: City Primeval, S01E03)

(Secret Invasion, S01E06)

• "Yes, let's be sure not to repeat the mistakes of Talos and Fury and leave love and friendship out of this." (Secret Invasion, S01E03)
• </Secret Invasion, S01>
• </Full Circle, S01>
• "Did Harley end up killing Sheryl Sandberg in Jackson Hole last year, or did she survive?"
  "No, that was Andy Sandberg." (Harley Quinn, S04E01)
• "Last night was the launch party for her Hard Corn Water, hello?"
  "You mean whiskey."
  "Legally, she can't call it that. She explained it all on her live-stream." (Harley Quinn, S04E01)
• "That's where Martian Manhunter and Grimes just got in a huge fight. Mar-Man told Grimes that he could never love her and she threw a bananas foster on his lap, lighting his penis on fire." (Harley Quinn, S04E01)
• "There is a place for everyone else's opinions. And it's in that tiny, waxy paper bag that's inside that little metal mailbox in that stall with my dirty tampons."
  "You know what, you're right. Everyone can get on board or they can fuck off to that tiny tampon mailbox." (Harley Quinn, S04E01)
• "In this cave, we believe in" sign (Harley Quinn, S04E02)
• Talkative Teddy Tilapia (Harley Quinn, S04E02)
• "Pasta maker! We meet again!" (Harley Quinn, S04E02)
• "I don't wanna polish silver or de-skin chicken breasts."
  "Master Bruce liked to smell it. A little treat without the cholesterol." (Harley Quinn, S04E02)
• "It brings me much joy to announce some new faces: Livewire, Meg Whitman, and Poison Ivy." (Harley Quinn, S04E02)
• "You've earned your Bat outfit."
  "Snitches get stitches." (Harley Quinn, S04E02)
• "This is my eating bed." (Harley Quinn, S04E03)
• Ted Lasso "believe" sign (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)
• "Here's me in the corner. Here's me in the spotlight at my circumcision." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)
• "I can speak 14 languages, as long as they are English. I can fashion any tree, any hedge, into a vսlva." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)
• "To cut this short and to get straight to the point, you can all go f-f-fuck yourselves." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E03)
• "Want one?"
  "No, I don't want a nonpareil." (Minx, S02E02)
• "Go clean the sad, flack-id pen¡s off, young blood." (This Fool, S02E01)
• "You're putting us in a difficult position, Don Emilio. We all know that if Darius killed your rooster, then me and the other Latinos gotta back your ass up and fսck up Darius' dog."
  "And when you fսck up my dog, my people gonna have to fսck up some of your people."
  "Then we're in a race war."
  "And you know what happens after that? Mr. Chen gonna have to pick a side." (This Fool, S02E01)
• "Man, you look like a Taiwanese James Bond." (This Fool, S02E01)
• "Anyway, enjoy. Bony tit!" (Twisted Metal, S01E02)