6. Nothing But Net (The Traitors [USA], S02E07)

Stray Observations

• Watching Elf while whitening teeth (True Detective, S04E04)
• Two adult men separately watching Elf (True Detective, S04E04)
• "See, me, I carry my phone in my front pocket. But sometimes, I dick dial people by mistake."
  "Oh, you make a dick dial?"
  "One time, I ordered a pizza by mistake. This motherfucker shows up, I said, 'The fuck is this?' 'You ordered a pizza earlier.' Wow, my fucking dick. And sometimes, I can hear my dick dialing a number. Know what I mean? I'm like, 'What the fuck are you doing?' You know what I'm saying?"
  "I do know what you're saying." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E01)
• "I had a 4.0 APA, 'Ass-Point-Average.'" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E01)
• "Have you noticed that when you take a picture, you don't look nearly as good as you do when you look in the mirror?"
  "Yeah."
  "Because the mirror is how you see yourself. And the photo is how you're seen." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E01)
• "Put your arms away, Jeremy Allen Black." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "We need old Ava back!"
  "Well, she's dead and gone. I lead now. I communicate. I haven't listened to the City Girls in months." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Ava said she stopped listening to the Town Women." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Princeton is the Temple University of the Ivies!" (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Not today, Juvenile." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Happy Career Day, Ava."
  "There's no such thing as a happy career. To work is to lose in life." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Hey, little girl. Look at you all dressed up for Career Day."
  "Good one, Jalen Hurts." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Your face is incredible!" (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Jalen, you've gotta say no to this kind of stuff. Boundaries."
  "You know my boundaries porous as hell." (Abbott Elementary, S03E01/2)
• "Guards, show this murderess the door." (Feud, S02E03)