I stumbled upon this at an outdoor market in Los Angeles:

Teeth Blingy

I dunno… Tooth gems just look like your teeth are dirty.

• Why Does This Ice Cost $32?

For that money, you could get one $29 ham and cheese sandwich in New York City.

Rory: And some AriZona iced teas.
Jon: No, that $29 is before sales tax.

Alas, the home of the $29 hot dog in New York City closed last month.