You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself make K-Cup Pods.
"Father of All… Dark Roasts" and "Last Ride In" are terrible Green Day reference coffee names.
"Insomniac" was right there!
"Geek Drink Breath."
"Brain Stew / Caffeinated."
"Wake Me Up When September Blend."
"Grind of Your Life."