41. Sister Sister (Grotesquerie, S01E07)
Stray Observations
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"Maybe a drink then and, uh, hopefully some wings as well."
"I don't think they have wings, but there is a cum-themed Bundt cake." (English Teacher, S01E08) - "Guys, I'm on the root beer Wiki. It's true." (English Teacher, S01E08)
- "Yeah. It's getting sad and sexual here. You know what's coming? Something really hot. ♪ I wanna hold the hand inside— ♪ Shit. It was supposed to be a whipped cream reveal but it got smooshed in the jacket. ♪ I wanna hold the hand that's true ♪ But it looked good before." (English Teacher, S01E08)
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"Hey, I'm going to brunch with Summer. I said you'd pay for it because you felt guilty about being weird yesterday."
"You're correct."
"We're not going to brunch in the '80s."
"Being weird is expensive. Okay." (Shrinking, S02E02) - "After that, I cut and run. Left my entire Blu-ray collection behind. Agatha can keep my BowFlex." (Agatha All Along, S01E06)
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"The U.S. Constitution established the framework for our government and included the Bill of Rights. But have you guys ever heard of Draco?"
"The wizard or the rapper?" (Abbott Elementary, S04E02) -
"I got a date this weekend, Jacob. Did you ever stop to think of that? And the guy's got a hot tub. In-ground!"
"What's the relevance of that?"
"I can't with this virgin." (Abbott Elementary, S04E02) -
"You're being real cavalier right now. Maybe you're infected and that's the ringworm talking?"
"Yeah, when's the last time you washed your legs?"
"I do not have ringworm."
"Okay, Robert F. Kennedy Jr." (Abbott Elementary, S04E02) -
"I got ringworm. It was as horrible as I thought."
"But we got it together. And look, we even have matching rings, so…"
"No, no, it's not as cute as you think." (Abbott Elementary, S04E02) - "Robert has to stop reading, appalled by an intense feeling that troubles him. The anxiety and anger piercing his stomach has found its way further down, where the gash has swollen into an erection between his legs." (Disclaimer, S01E04)