// Las Vegas, NV

[karaoke]

We sit down and white man with shoulder-length hair in a suit and tie goes up to perform "Tainted Love."

The Marilyn Manson version?

Said man later returns to perform "Stan" by Eminem.

Then I see him performing a card trick at a table.

Oh, he's a magician!

A Latin-ish man goes up to perform "Humble." by Kendrick Lamar, smoothly self-censoring all expletives, from "bitch" to the N word.

Said man later returns to perform "Not Like Us" —

A Kendrick aficionado.

— and then "N-gg-s in Paris."

Real "you aight brown boy" from our Black MC.