Taco Bell's latest product is Chili Cheese Nachos.

They're not even trying anymore.

"Garlic Nachos!"
"Nachoutine!"

On the other hand, deodorant manufacturers are trying too hard.

I saw an ad in the Sunday paper for deodorant with "active odor blockers," a "transparent dry shield" and "all day scent technology."

A transparent shield? Scent technology? It's fuckin' deodorant!

"What do you do for a living?"
"I work in deodorant innovation."

I also saw an ad for deodorant with "prescription strength wetness protection."

Shit, how nasty must your pits be if you need a prescription for deodorant?