I was disappointed that Kansas' sideline didn't try to hoist Mangino.

I'm scrambling to procure dark dress pants and dark dress shoes for CES without spending any money.

I only own one pair of pants, which I wear every day, wash once every two months, and which aren't dark. Moreover, I only own one pair of shoes, which are royal blue, suede, and designed for skateboarding.

Hi, I'm Guy Fieri!

I also don't own a belt.

"Tonight on Last Call with Carson Daly: The Girls Next Door, 2 Dudes Catering and David Gray!"

Oof.

"OH-baa-MAH" is an awkward chant.