Previously on Adam Riff™:
FedEx just delivered a package and I opened it. Inside was Viagra. For my boss.
You guys! He's gonna know that I saw!
FedEx just delivered a similar package marked "personal and confidential."
Gee… What could be inside?
He knows that I saw his boner pills…and he ships MORE to the office!
Better a subordinate know than his wife, I suppose.
I should ask him for a raise.
My dad pulled out his viagra when I asked him for a valium. He thought it was funny. I asked for a mind-scrub.