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I attended the 2002 MTV Movie Awards last weekend, partly to see Jack Black in hi-larious spoofs of Spider-Man and Fellowship of the Ring but mainly out of love for the Republic. Fuck Anakin. I looooove politicians.

From the moment I saw Natalie Portman all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of her. And now that I was with her but stuck at the back of the balcony, I was in agony. The closer you get to her, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with her…I couldn't breathe!

[sigh] So close, yet so far away.

Speaking of Star Wars, Lucas deleted footage from Attack of the Clones of Count Dooku fighting Yoda with two lightsabers.

Whoa.