I am responsible for two of the worst songs in history. [One is] "Do They Know It's Christmas?" The other one is "We Are The World." Any day soon, I will go to the supermarket, head to the meat counter and it will be playing. Every [expletive] Christmas.
—The category is…"songs named after people." You begin, Jon.
—Gorillaz – "Clint Eastwood."
—Weezer – "Buddy Holly."
—Ozma – "Natalie Portman."
—The Postal Service – "Clark Gable."
—Cake – "Frank Sinatra."
—Outkast – "Rosa Parks."
—Unwritten Law – "Phoebe Cates."
—Whaaa?
—That's a Fenix TX song.
—Oh. Right. Dammit!
—I feel like the music industry will not relent until I accept Florence and the Hendersons as their saviour.
—You mean, Florence and the Machine.
—Whatever. Tomayto, tomahto…
—You mean, "Unwritten Law, Fenix TX…"
[pause]
—I'm trying to think of an awards show at which you could pair Florence and Pat Burrell (in bondage gear) together as presenters.
—She could be Audioslave's Sammy Hagar…
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—Oof. What song is this? Shazam it.
—"Wretches and Kings" by Linkin Park.
—How did this get chosen to be a single? It sounds like a migraine. I mean, it's literally unlistenable!
—The category is…"inexplicable singles."
—We need an arbiter! "Greedy Fly" by Bush was absolutely an inexplicable single!